Wednesday, September 26, 2012

The reason he doesn't text you back.

Here's the scenario. Boy and Girl are texting back and forth. There's a good vibe going, a couple laughs here and there. Only to abruptly.stop. Girl texts her friend out of frustration...

The following is a real-life conversation between 2 girlfriends stemming from this scenario. Only the names have been changed for identity protection. Enjoy.

Girl 1 to Girl 2:
it just annoys me b/c it's like he kept texting me before and if i ignored him he'd get all hurt and shit...and now he's all mr. cool or something.

Girl 2 to Girl 1:
no he's probably just scratching his nuts

Girl 1 to Girl 2:
he prob is just scratchin
or thinkin...
what will i eat later...should i go for a run? 
Meanwhile we're thinkin...
who will i marry and have kids with?

Girl 2 to Girl 1:
i just want to scratch my titties and think of what my next hair color will be.

Girl 1 to Girl 2:
Although I do wish this boy would like me more.

Girl 2 to Girl 1:
umm...no you want to know what your next nail color will be!

Girl 1 to Girl 2:
i mean.... gray
my next nail color will be gray
...maybe silver sparkly
 
Girl 2 to Girl 1:
r u scratching anything?
 
Girl 1 to Girl 2:
my cheeks

Girl 2 to Girl 1:
butt or face?
cause boys would say butt

Girl 1 to Girl 2:
face
 
Girl 2 to Girl 1:
i have tears from laughing
O wait...
i mean.. i have no tear ducts.
bc I'm like a boy.

Girl 1 to Girl 2:
Stupid nut-scratchin boys. Take yo hands off yo genitals and text my ass back!

4 comments:

  1. this is hilarious! thanks for making me laugh today

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  2. I have to say... I've had conversations about the same topics with my friends, and I wish they went like that! Usually its me consoling one of my friends over some guy they met on the internet not talking to them anymore. For me, when I guy stops talking to me I usually ask them why, and if they don't respond I move on.

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  3. If your man is pushing you away and acting distant

    Or if the guy you’re after isn’t giving you the time of day...

    Then it’s time to pull out all the stops.

    Because 99% of the time, there is only 1 thing you can say to a standoffish guy that will grab him by the heartstrings-

    And get his blood pumping at just the thought of you.

    Insert subject line here and link it to: <=========> Your ex won’t be able to resist?

    Once you say this to him, or even send this simple phrase in a text message...

    It will flip his world upside down and you will suddenly find him chasing you-

    And even begging to be with you.

    Here’s what I’m talking about: <=========> Is your man hiding something? He may need your help?

    Thanks again.








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