Monday, October 8, 2012
Be my date for the zombie apocalypse?
So you think the zombies are coming, huh?
Well they might be. Who am I to say they aren't?
So in an effort to be prepared, I ask you, look at your current partner, look them up and down...
...do they have what it takes to protect and support you during a total societal meltdown?
This is where I'm serious. If you are with someone you wouldn't want to be with during a crisis for means of protection, survival, strategical planning... then why are you in a relationship with them?
In essence, don't these skills come into play for all of life's major circumstances? Marriage, parenthood... all the way to a crises of epic zombie proportions. If you're with someone you can't consider reliable to be an equal partner in times of need, then this companionship certainly can't last.
Life gets troublesome, and when sickness arises, or zombies appear, you need to be with someone you can trust. Let's face it, if you're in a traumatic situation, the last thing you want to be worrying about is picking up the slack for a partner you can't depend on.
Let us find our equals, and never settle for someone less than a potential zombie apocalypse survivor.
::Also, because public health is my passion, check this out from the CDC. Good luck, humans::