Saturday, October 13, 2012

Booty Call Logic.


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It's safe to say that there are certainly double standards when it comes to men, women, and sex. Depending on your age and potentially how cute you are, your views on sex will change. My friends and I tend to think that men have it too easy these days. They know what they want and they'll do or say whatever to get it.
"No, I really do just want a cuddle buddy"
"Why can't we hang out after the bar, we don't have to do anything"
"Hey, so I know it's 10pm but do you want to maybe come over and watch a movie?"

Yeah, ok, men, really?? Really??

You'd have a better chance if you just say hi, I'm Jason, I'd like to have sex this evening, would you like to as well? Might as well. Cuddle session... psssh, please.

And men, just because we do actually come over late night or say ok to your "cuddle" suggestions, did it ever occur to you that maybe we just want to get laid too? You're not the only users and emotional abusers. (I'm not proud of that statement, but eh, tis true)

And after you get that nice night of "cuddling" don't think that you're all of sudden the man either.

Guy, you got it in, congratulations. Girl, you got what you needed but he's still continuing with the love making. Guy: "Ya, you like that? Yeeeaaah you want this." Meanwhile the girl is rolling her eyes and trying to get a glimpse of the television from doggy style posish. This happens, men. So next time don't just think you're outsmarting us with your smooth-polished words and baby blue-eyed looks, we know damn well what we're doing and what we sign up for that night. Be lucky you get a piece of us.

Get it giiirrlls.

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